You claim you hate drama, yet it follows you everywhere like a soap opera soundtrack. Coincidence? Everyone else thinks not. You bring the flair, and with it… the chaos.
🍒 Cherry Sorbet – Fake Nice
You smile, compliment, and nod—but deep down, people think it’s all an act. Your sweetness is just a little too polished. Are you a friend… or a frenemy?
🥧 Key Lime Pie – Contrarian
You purposely pick the weird option just to stand out. You’re always “playing devil’s advocate” and questioning the popular opinion. It’s not deep. It’s just irritating.
🥭 Mango Sorbet – Can’t Take Criticism
You’re bright, tropical, and fun—until someone suggests you could improve. Then it’s sulking, defensiveness, and a three-day silent treatment. Relax, it was just feedback.
So, What’s the Verdict?
Did we read you like an open menu? Whether it stung a little or had you laughing, remember: this is all just soft-serve psychology. Share with your friends and see what they pick—you might learn what they secretly can’t stand about you, too.
🍦✨ No refunds for emotional damage—only sprinkles.
