For those who frequently fart in public

2. Control the Release
Don’t force it — let it out slowly to avoid sound.

Slightly shift your weight or bend one knee while standing to relax your glutes and reduce pressure.

If you’re sitting, tilt to one side subtly to give it room to escape quietly.

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3. Manage the Smell
Step away from tight groups or crowded spaces when you feel gas building.

Walk into a hallway, bathroom, or outdoors if possible.

Carry something scented (hand sanitizer, lotion, gum) to mask odors subtly.

4. Blend In
Don’t draw attention to yourself — reacting or looking guilty can give you away.

If someone smells it, stay calm. Chances are, no one knows who it was, and people usually don’t confront it directly.

Prevention Tips

To avoid needing to fart urgently in public:

Avoid gassy foods before meetings or events (beans, carbonated drinks, broccoli, etc.).

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