DIY Mosquito Trap: The End of Fun for Miniature Vampires!

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DIY Mosquito Trap: The End of Fun for Miniature Vampires! 🦟☠️

“Because mosquitoes are like they always are: they always come back… except for this trap!”

🛒 Shopping List (100% Supermarket)

  • 1 plastic bottle 🍼 (empty, otherwise drink a cola first… that’s the law)

  • 50g brown sugar 🍬 (to attract mosquitoes… and satisfy your cravings for cake)

  • 1g baker’s yeast 🍞 (the same one that makes your bread rise… and your trap)

  • Water 💧 (200ml, or 2 glasses)

  • Scissors/knife ✂️🔪 (to cut the bottle… not to challenge Jason)

👩🔬 Pro Steps (Eco MacGyver mode)

Strategic Cutting 🪓

Cut the bottle in half.
“The top becomes a funnel… like you’re making a trap for giant ants.”

Magic Syrup 🧙‍♀️

Boil water and sugar. Cool to 30°C →
“Hot as a spa, not as hot as hell.”
Add yeast →
“Time for a CO₂ party!” Mosquitoes think it’s time for an aperitif.

Trap Assembly 🕸️

  • Pour the mixture into the bottom of the bottle.

  • Turn the funnel upside down and tape it shut →
    “Like a dream trap… but for mosquitoes.”

📍 VIP Location

If you want to ruin your child’s spa day, set the trap near windows, balconies or in the bathroom.

💡 Survival Tips

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